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In A World Needing Titles

by Chelsea Prettyman

Things April Showers Bring Besides May Flowers

by Calvin Early

Email to U.S. Treasury Staff from the Homies of Theta Tau (Shoutout Brayden)

by Harrison Fuerst

When Dogs Talk

by Claire Marie Anderson

Mother Yoda

by Grace Fetterman

Kids, In Light of Dave Grohl’s Infidelity, Your Mother and I Need To Talk To You

by Bryan Howell

Seven Lessons To Learn from Will Smith’s “Wild Wild West” ft. Dru Hill

by Alfonso Zapata

I Am A Vampire, And You Better Have Minced That Garlic By Hand

by Calvin Early

“Hello, 9-1-1? I’m A Frozen Produce Bag Being Slammed On The Counter.”

by Angela Dai

Things That Rhyme As Much As Dora The Explorer

by Mark Carlson